Last night, I was able to scare the bejesus out of Andy. He was just drifting to sleep when I rolled over and sang "Sacrifice all of your blood!" to the tune of a snappy jingle. Whether I laughed or not, I am not sure. When I imagine the situation, I imagine myself laughing maniacally.

"Candace," said a panicked Andy.
"Homanommmm," replied a sleepy Candace.
"Do you know what you just said?" inquired Andy.
"Yes," replied Candace. "I was sjkfjsjdhgf for the thing."
Andy laughed and realized I was completely dead to the world.
Just at that moment, my cat decided that 12:30 am was the time that I needed to wake up. With great gusto, Mort Goldman bit my toes.
"Ow, kitty. Stop it."
"Candace, are you awake?"
"Yes"
"Do you realize what you just said?"
I immediately felt the dread of finding out what I had said in my sleep. "No," I replied.
"You just sang 'sacrifice all of your blood'"
"Really." was the only response that came to mind. "I had a dream I was stirring a pot of something."
Hmm. Go figure. Thoughts?
5 comments:
NICE!
What is wrong with you? Were you a witch in your dream?
This made me laugh so hard, I was crying.
Okay, that made me laugh my ass off. I can see you doing this! Oh my gosh I love you so much. HAHAHAHA> I'm still chortling. Yes. Chortling I say.
THAT IS FANTASTIC I AM GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO TALK IN MY SLEEP ON A REGULAR BASIS
I love reading your blog! You crack me up!
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