tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757574193667395468.post9105958957529902613..comments2023-03-25T19:43:34.542-06:00Comments on Oh what a to do...: The Sight of a LegendCandacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03418456509303272227noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757574193667395468.post-43556481761239400332009-06-14T19:26:45.089-06:002009-06-14T19:26:45.089-06:00OH MY GOSH! AAAHHH! NO WAY? THAT"S SOOO AWESO...OH MY GOSH! AAAHHH! NO WAY? THAT"S SOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!! And the last comment your friend made is halarious. that's fantastic.Mandee Shafferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14529713984917474296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757574193667395468.post-21419459450254068622009-06-09T15:27:14.152-06:002009-06-09T15:27:14.152-06:00Oh Candace. The hilarity never stops. I can't ...Oh Candace. The hilarity never stops. I can't believe you were so reckless around the most dangerous weapon ever created. Luckily you didn't anger him. I once heard that Mr. Norris is so easily angered that on a past trip to Disneyland he shut down the Small World ride. It took 14 SWAT teams, 3 Navy Seal units, and a puppy to finally calm him down. On the official report of the incident it said only "World: too small for Chuck Norris' liking." That's why he spends his time living in a quantum universe. Chuck needs all places and all times to be satisfied.<br />So you got lucky.<br />On the other hand, you might have been making that guys day.<br />Guy: "wow, I should shower and shave less often. This chick totally digs me." "I think I'll smile to let her know I'm interested."<br />Candace: *gag* *gasp* “smiling, smiling. Ch…Ch…Chuck Norris. It’s him, it’s really him.”<br />Guy: “what a great day. Skipped my shower this morning, slept in an extra 15 minutes and now I’m swimming in ladies.” “Well, here’s my exit. What a confidence boost. I really needed that this morning. Oops, can’t forget my purse. Now I’ll just slide on by this pretty lady and giver her my best ‘hey’ face.” *Wink*<br />Candace: "oh my god. Chuck Norris just winked at me. I better be careful...Chuck's wink can cause immaculate conception." “No, I can’t let it end this way.”<br />Candace starts talking, unbeknownst to her conscious mind.<br />Candace: “Wait! Can I have your autograph?” She says out loud; almost out of breathe for the weight of the moment.<br />Guy: “Ha, silly girl. It’s called a phone number, not an autograph. I knew that ‘hey’ face was a good one.” “Now I’ll play coy.” <br />Guy: “Now, why would you want that?” “Yes, nice line bro. Now just reel her in.”<br />Candace: “Oh God. Answer him right Candace. This is some sort of riddle that deities play. Perfect answer, perfect answer, perfect answer.” “Well, because you are Chuck Norris!” “Whew, well done Candace. Must’ve been right. Currently no roundhouse kick trauma.”<br />Guy: *hiding tears* “Oh no. She was never interested in me.”<br />Guy: “I’m not Chuck Norris, but thanks.” *Whimper*<br /><br />Or maybe that’s what Chuck Norris wanted you to think. It’s like Jesus…in a non-sacrilegious way. Just like it was when Jesus was all like “You said it, not me” so it is with Chuck Norris. Perhaps in his omnipotent way he was all “if she’s a true believer then she will know who I am.” I think you were supposed to give him a dollar or something.<br /><br />Man, this comment makes no sense. Now I know how a schizophrenic ADHD dog feels. Thanks for the post, it always brightens my day.<br /><br />-Brett-<br /><br />***Squirrel!!!!***Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com